Spending your whole day with first graders gets pretty funny. They say the funniest stuff!! Here's some classic quotes off the top of my head...
-One girl asked me, "Mrs. Thorpe, do you and your husband kiss?" And then another kid yells, "They can have babies!"
-I went and put my hair up during school and when the kids saw me this one boy shouted in horror, "What did you do to your hair?! Why did you cut it?" (The kid apparently had never seen a pony tail before)
-"Michael Jackson was hunting my house last night! I saw him!" (They lie ALL the time.)
-"My mom whips my baby brother sometimes."
-Another teacher had been sick and she told the kids that she lost her voice and one girl said, "Thank goodness you already got a new one."